you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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