420 ftw
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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