Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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