Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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