I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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