then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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