so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
God I need to hump something, right now.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize