He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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