whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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