i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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