Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize