The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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