I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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