so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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