Dual....:-)
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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