Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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