my sisters under your porch take her home
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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