I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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