i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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