i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So I just went to clothing optional bar
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Randomize
