Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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