Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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