Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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