at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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