He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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