so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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