I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
this will be a night to untag.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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