Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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