If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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