i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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