her vagine was all disorganized.
i think i have two assholes
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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