? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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