I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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