Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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