Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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