Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i think i have two assholes
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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