I feel like I'm in dance class right now
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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