how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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