This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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