how can u be prego again
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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