hell yes lets make some ravioli
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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