What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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