chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
accomplished twins. life is a go
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
third nipple confirmed
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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