don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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