Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Someone signed my nipple.
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