What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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