Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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