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say what?
wanna hang out?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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