a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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