is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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