hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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