Already got asked if we're dating
Your tits are I can't wait for
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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