Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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