i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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