For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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