i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
