did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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